As of today, it’s official! My art-diploma has been requalified!
After weeks of doubt, creative self-mutilation, and countless attempts, the moment has finally arrived: My work has been officially deemed “good enough to be considered art” by a distinguished jury of cultural professionals. A truly exalted moment that some parts of humanity surely won’t forget anytime soon.
The reactions? Absolutely dizzying:
“Propaganda, as good as it hasn’t been in ages!”
“Top-tier shopping TV!”
“Really very nice.”
Just three of the many ecstatic voices that could barely contain their excitement, thus sealing the jury’s decision to grant me my requalification diploma. I am honored. Truly.
Alexander Eisfeld